Autumn with Character: What to Expect from the Stars in the First Week of September

      Astro-weather of the Week

      The Sun in Virgo — tunes you toward pedantry, attention to detail and an eternal struggle for order.

      The Moon is jumping around, creating mood swings: from euphoria to melancholy.

      Mercury direct — you can make deals, sign papers and buy tickets without fear.

      Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and Pluto are retrograde — reminding you of old debts, habits and unfinished business.

      Scratches by sign

      Aries

      Don’t rush into battle — cunning rules. Want heroics — you’ll get trials; want quiet — they won’t give it to you.

      Taurus

      Have two snacks and relax. Your superpower is the ability to enjoy the little things.

      Gemini

      Not everything you write is true, not everyone nearby is a friend. Filter the info-noise; memes are a priority.

      Cancer

      A craving for silence — your inner Wi‑Fi. Whoever wants hugs will come to you themselves.

      Leo

      The main luxury of the week is staying silent at the right moment. If you really want attention — eat first, then roar.

      Virgo

      Autumn is yours, but the stars advise: start ordering with your thoughts, not your closets.

      Libra

      Stop weighing. Put the scales on pause and drink some cocoa.

      Scorpio

      Burn, but not everyone and not at once. Save your poison for Monday; on the weekend — purr.

      Sagittarius

      Adventures beckon, but stock up on boots — September likes surprises.

      Capricorn

      Work? Pretend to be busy. No one will tell your to-do list from your wish list.

      Aquarius

      A week of experiments! Change plans, dreams, hairstyles. Yes, it looks strange — and that’s your strength.

      Pisces

      Meditation and zen in every puddle. Don’t look for meaning — just watch and smile.

      Retro-bites, or who has turned their tail toward us today

      Saturn — gnaws at your sense of responsibility.

      Uranus — tugs at habits and breaks scripts.

      Neptune — confuses dreams and reality.

      Pluto — forces you to dig into the depths and old fears.

      Mercury, fortunately, is already direct: if something goes wrong, it’s not his fault but your own procrastination.

      P.S.

      Buba the Magnificent’s astro-forecast is, of course, not strict science but a cat joke and a creative look at the stars. Still, like any self-respecting cat, Buba is sure there’s always a bit of fluffy, unquestionable truth in her words.

      We publish these texts not for “accurate forecasts” but for the mood — to add a little magic, purring and playful mischief to your week.

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      In “Gastro-scratch” — tips on what tasty things to cook so the week can get the upper hand over its twists. Or simply to defeat zucchini.

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      Also awaiting you are “Purrs About Love”: light and giggly notes about feelings, crushes and matters of the heart — after all, even the stars have gentle paws.

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