For great need with privileges for politicians and raccoons

      What has been done to stop the violation of the moral and aesthetic rights and norms of birds and animals, which have long lost their connection with living in the wild? Indeed, the supervisory authority did not dare to assess the level of care for domesticated pets, which are provided for all needs in human families: wakefulness, walking, feeding, sleeping, as well as for the toilet, the only one in the house and, as a rule, a small cage.

      It is worth noting that the activity of the "controlling authority" was pointed out by Albert Bikaluk, a deputy of the Legislative Assembly of the region, who, without diminishing the efforts of the Rosselkhoznadzor, compared the "mechanisms of wildlife inspections" and the immediate response to the results with the activities of the prosecutor's office in overseeing the rights of Kirov children.

      By the way, judging by the deputy's speech, the zeal for solving the problems of raccoons and monkeys seems to be, perhaps, an order of magnitude (or several orders of magnitude) higher than the prosecutor's office's desire to protect young athletes even from fatal "inconveniences." The existence of which is fundamentally impossible, especially within the framework of federal law.

      Regarding the "blatant cynicism" of the controlling structures, if one compares the care for parrots and rabbits with the regulation of "children's situations," Albert Alexandrovich stated on March 25 at a meeting of the Social Committee of the Legislative Assembly, hearing in response not even a prolonged silence from the prosecutor's representative and the children's ombudsman, but a swift reaction from the head of the Committee, Sogomon Arakelyan, who reminded "the adult uncles and aunts" of the urgent need to submit a "declaration of income."

      "We are ready to pay 270 million rubles for the building of the Moscow Representation, where the main "indicator of convenience" is the presence of five toilets for members of the regional government (and two parking spaces). And aesthetics, beauty, comfort, and hygiene when "attending to natural needs" are provided only for the ruling echelon, which seems to find it inconvenient to relieve themselves, not to mention a more "serious task" on the streets of Moscow. However, for our children, who train several times a week at the "Labor Reserves" stadium, there are no stationary toilets, but there are bushes, snowdrifts, and the ruins of former buildings," Bikaluk said.

      The deputy also reminded that at the stadium, where participants of the SVO are invited for training, there has been "no water" for several years.

      "As a previously well-known deputy would say: the situation is neither to steal nor to guard. In the sense of neither to urinate nor to wash hands. And no one dreams anymore of washing off the sweat after training... And football is not chess, so that after running after the ball for several hours, one smells of soap and shines in white underwear," Bikaluk noted.

      By the way, the last prosecutor's inspection with the participation of Rospotrebnadzor and the Center for Hygiene and Epidemiology took place at "Labor Reserves" at the end of January this year. According to the inspection results, it was noted that there are "violations of sanitary requirements" in the form of illegal storage of household waste, and there are also comments on the condition of the premises used by coaches and young athletes.

      But regarding the fact that there is no water and stationary toilets on the territory of the sports complex, none of the agencies reported. So, probably, in the list of "household waste," one can only read between the lines about "yellow snow" and "harder waste"... For which, by the way, "the responsible official was held accountable."

      Albert Alexandrovich also mentioned that his struggle for almost two years to bring "the under-tribune space of the 'Rodina' stadium," where the training base of the young hockey players' team is located, into proper condition is unlikely to have a "worthy conclusion." Let us remind you that back in 2024, the parents of the hockey players approached the deputy. "While the governor promises to spend billions (20 billion) on the construction of a 'space campus' with a full set of educational and sports buildings for children and teenagers, it would be good to allocate at least a few million for the repair of the current training base. Where, without makeup and decorations, one can shoot horror movies without going to Pripyat. Because the under-tribune space of the arena, where outstanding champions Lyubov Gurina and Grigory Degtyarev trained back in the last century, has not been repaired since 1973... Although the arena is regional property," the parents of the hockey players noted.

      Conducting his own investigation, Bikaluk informed the Legislative Assembly that "it looks like a scene from the movie 'Stalker' (16+): the walls of the changing rooms and the coach's office are thick with black mold, there is a rusty horror that is called a shower, and on the almost non-existent door of the toilet, which is before a terrible hole in the floor, only the inscription is missing: 'Endure or do it in your pants — it will freeze on the ice anyway.'"

      However, Bikaluk's report, which gained notoriety as "the story of a world-class toilet," did not become the reason for starting repairs. Although it was impossible to do absolutely nothing.

      "The young hockey players, - the deputy reported on March 25, - were simply transferred to the neighboring building, and moreover, to the third floor. So it turned out to be something like a story about a bathhouse and a changing room across the road. And the children have to go down and up the stairs right on their skates. Can someone assure me that this is less dangerous," than falling into a toilet hole?