Ivan Tsarevich — from lubricant to coffins

      In the trademark registration records for "Rodina Ivana Tsarevicha" and "3D Vyatskoe Tsarstvo," in the section "Nice Classification classes and the list of goods and/or services," we saw an extensive list of goods approximately 126 pages long that could be produced under the "Tsarevicha" brand.

      Note that all 45 classes of the international classification of goods and services are included in the list. Thus, under the brands "Rodina Ivana Tsarevicha" and "3D Vyatskoe Tsarstvo," it will be possible to produce (subject to prior approval from the Directorate for Event Organization of the Kirov Region) sex toys, erotic dolls [sex dolls], lubricants for intimate purposes, radioactive elements for scientific purposes, various kinds of alcohol and cigarettes*, cold steel, tanks, coffins, tombstones, and much more.

      The list of services and their diversity is also impressive: building demolition, handwriting analysis [graphology], services for in vitro fertilization, embalming, astrologer consultations, conducting religious ceremonies, and even tarot card reading services for third parties, etc.

      Probably, the government and the Directorate hope that, after the appearance of such ambitious trademarks, the residents of Kirov will overwhelmingly become entrepreneurs, and the Russian market will be flooded with Kirov brands.

      You can see the full list for "Rodina Ivana Tsarevicha" here, and for "3D Vyatskoe Tsarstvo" here.