Communal ditties were sung at the Burning Cow and the replacement of officials with horses was discussed

Communal ditties were sung at the Burning Cow and the replacement of officials with horses was discussed

      The next show "Burning Cow" began with ditties dedicated to the Day of Housing and Communal Services in Russia. "If someone has died nearby, call Uber soon!", "take care of the giblets from the housing and communal services system," the presenters informed. Konstantin Kuznetsov told how the janitor helped him find a parking space in the courtyard of the new house.

      Also, Kirov residents finally learned from the hosts of the Burning Cow what digital sports really is and how Vyatka digital sports differs from normal ones.

      It became known why Vyatka horses will be sent to the All-Russian Sabantuy. As it turned out, because they have high intelligence. The presenters also discussed how the governor personally realized that Vyatka horses are very smart, and how the future life and career of the horses who went to Sabantuy will develop.

      Also in the issue:

      The Bifurcation of the Gates of the Russian North

      Real salaries of janitors

      Demon Summoning and dependence on marketplaces

      Why do doormen get checkouts and chocolates?

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A resident of the Kirov region justified the deadly terrorist attack A resident of the Kirov region justified the deadly terrorist attack In the Kirov region, FSB officers detained a local resident who justified a terrorist act committed by Ukrainian special services in Russia. Residents of Pervomaisky district are invited to meetings on flood preparation Residents of Pervomaisky district are invited to meetings on flood preparation The administration promised to provide all the necessary information. Kirov residents were reminded about the methods of checking and timely payment of traffic police fines Kirov residents were reminded about the methods of checking and timely payment of traffic police fines The State Traffic Inspectorate of the Kirov region reminded residents of the region about the possibility of online verification of fines and liability measures for their late payment. A gypsy from Sloboda district broke into a pensioner's house and stole a bag with money A gypsy from Sloboda district broke into a pensioner's house and stole a bag with money Police officers of the Kirovo-Chepetsky district solved the crime within a day — a pensioner became a victim of apartment theft. The suspect has been detained, and the investigation is ongoing. Snow removal continues in Kirov after heavy snowfall Snow removal continues in Kirov after heavy snowfall Since the evening of April 7, Kirov has been actively clearing snow from roads and pedestrian zones. Contractors have deployed equipment and specialists to eliminate the consequences of heavy snowfall. In Kirov, a construction town began to be built near the Trans-Siberian Railway In Kirov, a construction town began to be built near the Trans-Siberian Railway The contractor, the Autobahn company, which will build a tunnel under the Trans-Siberian Railway in Kirov, has begun installing a construction camp for its workers.

Communal ditties were sung at the Burning Cow and the replacement of officials with horses was discussed

The hosts of the comedy show "Burning Cow" discussed showing a duplicate of the Gates of the Russian North to Muscovites, stealing from a cemetery and breast augmentation to pensioners.