Scratcher of the Week: Why Do We Need Stars When We Have Cats?

Scratcher of the Week: Why Do We Need Stars When We Have Cats?

      Astro Weather

      The Sun is moving through Virgo — which means it's time to tidy up and act pragmatically. But a square with Uranus breaks familiar scripts: schedules may fall apart, plans may have to be reworked on the fly. The Moon and Venus add emotional swings: cozy today, anxious tomorrow. By the end of the week Mars joins the game — there's plenty of energy, but use it cautiously so you don't burn out.

      Retro-bites

      Saturn in retrograde tests our debt discipline: all unfinished tasks and old promises are making themselves known again. On August 28 Uranus in tandem with Neptune opens a flow of unexpected ideas — the key is not to wave them away. Mercury may have turned direct, but the "echo" is still audible: check documents and correspondence several times.

      Signs and their lessons

      Aries: focus on one goal.

      Taurus: half your tasks are unnecessary — get rid of them.

      Gemini: stop jumping from thought to thought; settle on one.

      Cancer: keep your emotions to yourself — fewer conflicts.

      Leo: your charisma works effortlessly.

      Virgo: order is your main resource this week.

      Libra: choose yourself, even if it sounds selfish.

      Scorpio: a look is stronger than a bite; act carefully.

      Sagittarius: adventures are calling, but value what is near.

      Capricorn: make plans, but don't forget to rest.

      Aquarius: your ideas are strange, but they'll be understood soon.

      Pisces: empathy helps, but don't dissolve into other people's problems.

      Week's takeaway

      From August 26 to September 1 we have a "reboot" week: some close debts, some catch inspirations, and some realize that chaos can be a kind of order. The main thing is to let go in time of what no longer works.

      P.S. The astro-forecast from Buba the Magnificent is, of course, not rigorous science but a cat joke and a creative take on the stars. Yet, like any self-respecting cat, Buba is sure there's always a bit of fluffy, unquestionable truth in her words.

      We publish these texts not for "accurate forecasts" but for the mood — to add a little magic, purring and playful zest to your week.

      Want even more cat-astrology and coziness? Check out the Telegram channel "AstroBuba." You'll find lots of interesting things there. For example, "Gastro-scratch" — tips on what tasty dishes to make so the week doesn't eat you first.

      And the "Morning Purring" column will make even the grayest day a little warmer — at least by your smile.

      And, of course, the new column "Purrs about Love": light and giggly notes about feelings, crushes and heart mysteries — after all, even the stars have gentle paws.

      Subscribe and turn every day into a little adventure with Buba. Or... bite!

Другие Новости Кирова (НЗК)

Prices for resale housing in Kirov rose by 8 percent. In August, the average price per square meter in the city was 109.1 thousand rubles. Kirov Oblast ranked last in terms of the volume of preferential mortgage lending. Kirov Oblast ranked last in terms of the volume of preferential mortgage lending. In July, the region issued preferential mortgage loans totaling 1.47 billion rubles. In Kirov, five women were convicted of participating in a banned Ukrainian organization. In Kirov, five women were convicted of participating in a banned Ukrainian organization. In Kirov, the sentence of the Leninsky District Court against five women from the region, who were found guilty of organizing and financing the activities of a Ukrainian public organization banned in Russia, came into force. The government will allocate more than 2.5 billion rubles for education. The government will allocate more than 2.5 billion rubles for education. The Russian government will additionally allocate over 2.5 billion rubles to subsidize state-backed educational loans at an annual rate of 3%. "'Ganin's pedestrian exercise' was corrected with the letter 'zyu'." "'Ganin's pedestrian exercise' was corrected with the letter 'zyu'." Having mocked Kirov residents with the "sophistication of Ganin's sidewalks," almost an exact copy of Harry Potter's "Platform Nine and Three-Quarters," the Kirov municipal Department of Capital Construction (UKS), which had been phlegmatically looking on at the use of the pedestrian zone that the plans rendered impossible, suddenly attempted to introduce a radical change to the configuration of the "horseless paths." The Ministry of Digital Development is preparing new measures to protect citizens from cybercriminals. The Ministry of Digital Development is preparing new measures to protect citizens from cybercriminals. The Ministry of Digital Development has prepared a second package of initiatives aimed at strengthening the protection of citizens in the digital environment. The bills have already been published for public discussion.

Scratcher of the Week: Why Do We Need Stars When We Have Cats?

Forecasts are boring, but cat-philosophy is exactly what you need. From August 26 to September 1, the stars behave as unpredictably as your beloved pet: sometimes they purr, sometimes they scratch, sometimes they ruin your plans with a single paw. But Buba has deciphered what the stars are saying.